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CALIFORNIA DUMB LAWS * Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. * It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. * No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. [...]

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